imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via foamcupsipper)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via witchplzz)

frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip, via mendezmonica)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: bullied, via crazie420)

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

(via crazie420)