Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
colorblind ppl with an xy chromosome pair have two regular cones and one mutant cone in each eye. if they have a child with an xx chromosome pair then the child will have 3 regular cones and 1 mutant cone, but since ppl with an xx can’t be colorblind there is the possibility that with the presence of an extra cone they can see more colors than the rest of the population! bodies r cool.